I would like to be able to say that I could bugger you with a pitchfork but it went rusty many years ago, and it was put in the skip with all the empty biscuit packets that we found in the back of Biscuit Bills's car and APO Thumper's trousers that he did not seem to need much. please bring your lad mag copies with you in case the memories banks are bit sketchy due to many years of alcohol poisoning...
Long live the lads