Having been involved myself at Luton, March 1991, B767, I have the following advice to anyone else who finds themselves "off road". Shut down the engines asap, especially if you have a low wing situation. Our pod was resting on the ground.
Also, and most important of all, keep your head down as the pax, press helicopters, You tube/Pprune paparazzi et al, try to video you in the flight deck!
So much for Nigel's Patio! I think it was on special offer from MFI Garden Depot!