"If you're bothered about getting shot - here's a thing - don't join the army"
How about "if you are bothered about getting shot - here's the thing - don't go to tube stations in London in case the Police (who are only human and make mistakes occasionally as we all do) shoot you"?
Or even (and one applicable to many towns in the UK, not just Nottingham that I currently reside in) ""if you are bothered about getting shot - here's the thing - never leave the house and invest in an armoured safe room"?
Of course I'm still gob-smacked that someone would choose a quote by Noel Gallagher to reinforce their opinion.
