Amsterdam yesterday:
Us: Tower, good morning, Callsign 41AM established ILS 18R.
Amsterdam Tower: Hi De Hi
which led to much juvenile and uncontrolled giggling on the flt deck.
After recovering from our first encounter with tower, ground was equally brief with nothing more than "Toodle Oooo."
After reading this thread I've become paranoid and have stopped using the phrase "radar heading" instead shortening it to just "heading."