Well, Hersh, there are only 2 seats in zer liddell Frairrrnch aereoplane, and PPrune Dispatcher has bagsied one of them. Apparently I am supposed to sit in the other one and make like I know how to fly the thing. If you really are a boy, you could perhaps sit on someone's lap, but flying around with a small boy on our laps could get us into trouble, and not just with the CAA....
If you can get to Popham somehow, however, you would be welcome to come up for a local jolly whilst PPrune Dispatcher is in the canteen receiving intensive stress counselling after my landing.