I hold one for my two O/Us, but at work they don't let the ATCOs play with the guns. It's not fair!

Mind you we had a deer on the airfield a couple of years ago and I was dancing round the VCR shouting 'shoot the f**king thing'. But no, ASU and the RFFS eejits chased it round the place instead, surprised it didn't die of exhaustion!. Like Keystone Cops it were.