Who put the inmates in charge of the funny farm!
I had my laser pointer (the little red dot kind - used in presentations) confiscated at the security checkpoint the other day. They spotted it in my briefcase on X-ray.
"OK Trolly Dolly, tell the Capt to fly me to ..... Ah......Oh what the heck, New Zealand, or I will highlight some of your most/least (cross out whichever doesn't apply)
features to the pax - with my laser pointer!"
Dr 
Last edited by ForkTailedDrKiller; 4th Apr 2008 at 01:01.