Oh we haven't been spying, we've been convening special meetings in Base, SIT and SDT for the good company men to tell us what the feeling is on the floor and if the vote gets up in Syd the rest of you pathetic fools won't matter.
The feedback That the vote will get up by 50%+1
Never mind the union propaganda all the right people will get a grade out of this and we'll reward the DMMs, Maint Watch, IOC, PCT etc who've been spreading the good word for us via word of mouth and the telephone.
What idiots you are worrying about staff travel if you earnt more money you wouldn't need it
Truth is we have enough company puppets and self loving LAMEs to get this up, bye bye Exec