Very similar to post No.40, but with alternative suitably cheeky ripostes proposed.
A transmission often heard in UK airspace, usually emanating from propellor-driven commuter aircraft.
"Er we're running a bit late this evening and would appreciate any short-cuts available"
Suggested solutions to this chronological dilemma:-
1 Endeavour to get airborne on time in future.
or
2 Buy a jet.