Of course you wouldn't see the RAF Rock apes fighting in a pub now would you.
Paras v RAF in punch-up
By TOM NEWTON DUNN
Defence Editor
A BRAND new special forces unit has fought its first battle — against EACH OTHER.
An elite tri-service group of Marines, Paras and RAF soldiers is ready for action to back up SAS squadrons on global missions, it was announced yesterday.
But the new Special Forces Support Group, has already tasted its OWN blood during a mass brawl in a nightclub.
Cops were called to separate up to 60 troops slugging it out in a cap badge rivalry punch-up which left many sporting black eyes and cuts.
A source said: “It was the Para boys versus the RAF — and the Paras won about 30-nil. They filled the guys in.”
The fight in Dover, Kent, involved crack soldiers individually hand-picked for their expertise who are meant to be above squaddie punch-ups.
The row began in a pub after RAF Regiment members bragged about how they beat the Royal Marines section of the unit in a tactics test.
The Paras came to the Marines’ defence and ended with both groups squaring up to each other in a back room of nightclub Studio 1.
The source added: “It serves them right for blabbing their mouths off over how good they thought they were, and they won’t be doing it again in a hurry.
“This sort of thing is only to be expected when you put so many blokes who are the best at what they do together in a unit like this. Everyone is used to being the king of the castle so it is inevitable there will be a clash of egos. Hopefully things will now settle down so everyone can get on with the day job.”
Clubber Jay Mackey, 18, said:“Loads of girls got involved in the fight, including my friend who was punched in the face and got a black eye.
A BRAND new special forces unit
Special needs more like.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha They may wear combats to work but you could teach CCS just as well in blues.
I particularly like the last bit.
Clubber Jay Mackey, 18, said“Loads of girls got involved in the fight
That was the rock apes mate.
“It was the Para boys versus the RAF — and the Paras won about 30-nil. They filled the guys in.”
I refer you to the quote above reference a bunch of girls.