ROFL. Sorry Howard but that position is filled....I already have a wife!
She's got her HSC but it wasn't a requirement for the job!
(All kidding aside, I'm a very fortunate man to have a wife as wonderful and supportive as mine can be....most times!)
When it comes to the job I can normally find enough trouble on my own without needing any young whipper-snapper to make it more complicated.