Join Virgin or Jetstar and sure you'll have a command sooner and more money - but no time to spend it. Burn out after 5-7 years. They work their pilots hard.
Hmmm, let me see... Roster for March: 15 days off. You're right, they're absolutely flogging me to death! (Quite frankly, I would be only too happy for some extra hours; could use the $$$ - not to mention avoiding getting bored from spending too much time at home).