Scene: Rhodes, circa 1998.
Cabin Chief advises that (during boarding of pax) four loud females in back appear to be intoxicated and using foul language.
Commander (yours truly) walks back and says...'if you four don't behave yourselves, you will be sent back to the terminal.'
Smarta** female then says...'whose gonna make us?'
Commander then says...'The three policeman at the door, that's who.'
Complete silence from the smarta** females followed, for the entire flight.
They didn't get any adult beverages, either.