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Me parrot brings me th' newspaper every mornin' with me Weet Bix.. and a few short years ago, I be castin' me lookerpeepers over this wee article.
http://www.highbeam.com/doc/1P1-41102294.html
Aye, I be knowin' that it be in th' dim distant past, but it be perkin' my curiosities.
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