On approach into Edinburgh 3-4 years ago: Pilot "For those seated on the left, the weather is cold; for those on the right hand-side of the aircraft it is mind-bogglingly cold!"
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Taking-off from Frankfurt around the same period - I'm sitting on the aisle seat of the last row of the front cabin of a 757. F/A comes out with drinks trolley, puts the brake on, releases the handle. The aircraft is still climbing steeply, so the trolley falls on top of me; I get covered in orange-juice/water/Champagne etc... Later in the flight, after apologising a few hundred times, the F/A starts the drinks service once more (with the aircraft level this time. When it's my turn I ask for G+T - "no ice, thanks, I got some in my pocket" (and I really did!).
aisleman
