When the cabin forget, as they do, that there are two guys up front gasping for a drink, the P.A.;
"More tea?" said the Mad Hatter.
"I can't possibly have MORE tea", said Alice. "I haven't had ANY tea yet".
usually gets the senior cabin member up pretty quickly.
"Ladies and gentlemen, if the passengers on the left look to the left they will see Paris. If the passengers on the right look to their left they will see the backs of the heads of the passengers on the left"