Once deadheaded on a flight where the purser did the funniest announcements I have ever heard. The cabin crew consisted of 3 men. His introductory announcement stated their names then said,'but we all answer to dad'. During the demo he described how to use a seatbelt'for those of you that have not been in a car since 1965' and when demonstrating the seatbottom as a flotation cushion, stated that ' in the event of an emergency, paddle like heck but please remember they are the property of xx airlines and should be returned at your earliest convienance'. The pax were in stitches and it made for a great flight!!