Give all these morons who come up with these ideas double their salry with the understanding they never ever again show up for work.
Erm.......that's what they already are doing.
I can see them now, waving their expense account applications in triumph and sharing jokes about how easy it is to con the gullible public in a "democratic" society.
The gullible public who are footing the bill, through taxation, for all this incompetence, waste and daylight robbery.
G Brown must envy their ability to waste and steal more public money than even he can.