eharding, this is a very serious subject! Please don't belittle the highly proffesional work undertaken by those at the forefront of the fight against terrorism or those, who, in the face of ridicule by many such as yourself are only striving to provide a safer environment for you! They are highly trained..... you have to fill out a ten point questionaire, attend an interview..... on time, have been resident in the UK for more than 2 years and then attend an intensive 2 week course in hi viz enforcement and Al Qaeda sleeper cell recognition. Why on earth would you mock this? You should be ashamed of yourself!