The pilots in charge think Leeming IS in Lincolnshire!
Seriously though, the Reds will move to Leeming as the closest base to the heartland of nu Labour where they can be sponsored by the newly nationalised bank of Northern Rock. They can then have the name emblazoned across their aircraft to replace the cr@ppy logo that they currently have. (Will the new bank's logo change to a wonky "N"?).
I've also heard that Kevin Kegan will be the new manager.......