Since when are the crew required to teach these high achievers the layout of a licence?
Take your licence out of your pocket/bag/wherever and before handing it over, ask the chap if he knows what one looks like and where the important bits are. If he doesn't know, then what's the point of giving it to him, it could be any old bit of of paper with a fancy logo on the top. Keep it light-hearted, lest you discover they've had a recent delivery of rubber gloves.