EK Management
Well done satire -

it was entertainin'. What's not so funny is the
truth contained in your post and in many of the posts which follow. Living in Dubai has become brutal to the point of insanity. I am totally at a loss at the moment. The currency plummet has decimated my earnin's, the cost of livin' is risin' with the calender (many stores upped their prices earlier this month just 'cause it's the New Year). My barely adequate company accomodation is leakin' like a sieve in moderate rain and it's freezin the bejeezus out of the whole family... the company is makin' record profits, the city is rakin' in millions in tourist revenue, we're bustin' our humps to do our best and the company is showing us nothin' but contempt. It's beyond funny, it's grotesque.
But thanks for the laugh - I need it these days!