Gentleman of Bavarian extraction is booking out over the 'phone:
ATC: .......and finally, could you give me the souls on board, time enroute and fuel endurance.
Pilot: 2 pob, 4 hours and vot else vos it?
ATC: the fuel endurance.
Pilot: Sorry, vot?
ATC: Fuel endurance, how much fuel do you have on board - hours?
Pilot: hours? no my name is Hanz...