fatbus, can I be allowed a guess at your non-proone name? Could it be "Life of ...." followed by "nautical ....." ?
Whatever it is, you're certainly not a line pilot.
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Oh, and SOPS... I have to agree that the Boeing Crew Rest Area you so kindly put into your post for everyone to see is superb. It's just a pity that that the crew rest EK provides for its tech crew bears absolutely no resemblance to that, and nor is it positioned anywhere near the front of the aircraft. Picture the AFT torpedo stowage of a World War One submarine built for Lilliputians and you might get some idea of the EK model.