Dear managers
Yes, i mean you TC, AAR, AS and ED, as well as the so called "doctors" of our clinic (and you nice office cushion warmers, once you are nicely installed, around 9:30am and reading pprune, with the next coffee for the boss, please bring along this letter instead of posing as a happy pilot).
As long as you have not accompanied us on a 211 enlarging crew, trying to sleep at 10am, eating whenever the understaffed cc can hand you a delicious crew-meal, drinking the recommended 3 litres throughout the flight, then queing in economy with zillions of fine pax from the subcontinent doing their monthly hygiene in our toilets, trying then to make it back to the cockpit, trying again to get some rest in the noisy hotel, doing the same thing back just 24 hours later, while at every manoeuver joining us in the cockpit and completing a simple tetris-game on your fancy blackberry and getting scared s##tless about your performance at the end of the flight .......
then getting well deserved little days off and doing a beatiful 203 accompaning a cabin crew with all her functions and rest possibilites and at the end of the flight still smiling politely at any silly pax request .....
As long as you have not demonstrated such a solidarity act, anything coming out of your feathers must be discarded as junk mail, as it has no relevance to us.
Get real, you KNOW it's unsafe