25 June 2001, while on a VFR nav flight from Ft. Pierce (KFPR) to Naples (KAPF) in Florida:
Me:
"Naples Tower, Cessna 623PA, is now 5 miles West, visual with the field, joining downwind".
TWR:
"623PA, roger, report over the courthouse".
Me:
"Er... 
where is the courthouse, for 623PA?"
TWR:
"First time in Naples, eh? OK, 623PA, report left base runway 14" 