Hey crikey, you are sooo in touch with airplanes and stuff.
Seriously, the style you used is indicative of what we all in this business have to put up with from this bunch of
NUMPTY 
through our working lives.
I wouldn't say they talk or write like some, but I do assert their gums bleed every 28 days!!!!!!!
Rant over, another glass of good Scottish single malt.