For Sale--
PAFs Tank- one forward gear, six reverse.
But seriously, you are sychopantic little toad.
I can envision great-grandpa PAF in WW1. Safely ensconced 15 miles back from the front, telling his superiors what a fantastic job they are doing, that its not their fault that they sent .22 cartridges to the soldiers with the .303 rifles and vice versa. That they sent hay to the mechanised division, and petrol to the cavalry. That they forgot to bring the medical corps.
Being gobsmacked that the troops got together and sorted it out anyway, and then had the temerity to asked to be released for R&R after two years in the trenches.Great grandpa PAF asks 'don't they know there is a war on' and then asks for a medal.
The fruit doesn't fall too far from the tree