212 Man -that really made me laugh!
I thought I had it bad as expat pilot of airliner in the eyes of the spineless risk averse insurance mafia-but I guess you really take the cake with the actuarial world.
Flying helos is demanding they dont realise that-and in Nigeria well Ive done Lagos on a fixed runway so I can only imagine offshore ops!!
Good luck,safe flying to you and Merry Xmas,
IC