...you'll be 'Grandma'...
I remember 'Grandpa' Mcgee. An ancient old crock of nearly 29 years. It was he who took the squadron cherry boy 'Mini-Dope' on the bones in Penang during an Exercise Moonflower to Butterworth; an experience that turned the poor wee fellow into a raving sex fiend ever after.
Its good advice to beware of old troopers - but then isn't it you they have to beware of
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