"It would be easier to teach a pig to ride a bicycle than to teach this student to taxy an aeroplane"
"When this student says he has control, he lies!"
"When this student came to us to learn to fly, a village was deprived of an idiot"
"This student sets himself minimal standards. To which he rarely rises."
"Rarely have I experienced quite so many corners of the flight envelope as this student managed to find in what he alleged to be straight and level flight"