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Old 3rd Aug 2001, 05:34
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BEagle
 
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Yes - for an excellent resource management simulator, get yourself half a dozen plates and half a dozen bamboo canes. Put plates on bamboo canes and spin. Then keep plates spinning whilst:
1. Someone rings you on your mobile.
2. You are ordered to reduce the number of occasions when you are allowed to wiggle the canes in order to save money.
3. You have to complete a risk analysis for hazards caused by falling plates.
4. You are ordered to keep spinning the plates all night, but you won't be allowed the use of any lighting because that's too costly.

Oh for the days when we just went whoosh and zoom in jet aeroplanes that the public adored............
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