OBM
The Royals are getting themselves in their own pickle without our helpful suggestions. I see that Phillip has enraged the 'Spearchucking' tribes of Australia.
Perhaps we could combine the Royals with the Met to produce morning forecasts in which Charles divines the weather by talking with his plants.
We could combine Dad's Army with MOD. This would be a sitcom situation where a group of people who are palpably unfit to be connected with the armed forces attempt to set and manage a defence policy.....Oh, my legal team tell me that this has already been done.
I hope these cover the glaring ommisions in AG's fine suggestions.
Sadly the Royal Observer Corps no longer exists. If they had been around they could monitor the flash to bang between Government Ministers telling lies and civil servants getting fired.