Do us a favour and stick to paper clips because you know c0ck all about aviation. I'm not going to repeat your drivel to point out all the trades from all 3 services you insulted in your post, needless to say that it would be wise if you stayed in your own wee world and stop stealing the oxygen from the real one.. .Don't you feel these bites lower morale even more and are destructive rather than amusing? No wonder everyone takes the pi55 out off the crabs when they have cretins like you batting for them.
And..........relax.
(Blimey, I've just defended the RAF! If that isn't jointery, I don't know what is! I'm off for a large gin
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