The FAA is bankrupt - WAFUs read this
The DLO have spent all our money and consequently the following measures will be implemented as of 1 April.
1. stop all SHAR flying.. .2. stop all Seaking flying. .3. stop all Lynx flying training. (702 closes). .4. 815 to reduce to 20 flights with only 15 hrs a month each.. .5. Lynx OEU closes.
I wish this was a joke but its a serious proposal...we are completely skint.