Dear Human resources,
Thank you for your letter of November 12. After careful consideration, I
regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me
an first officer position in your company.
This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually
large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field
of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.
Despite your outstanding qualifications and previous experience in
rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at
this time. Therefore, I will assume the position of first officer in your department this December.
I look forward to seeing you then.
Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.
Sincerely,
First Officer
