'Cos I've seen the content (which doesn't change) 100 times before
Ah well, if you're THAT experienced, without having to look it up, you should be able to tell us... if you sit in seat 6E, which is your nearest exit...
on a 737-800?
Airbus A320?
Airbus A321?
If you can't answer those question, I don't want to have to climb over to you from 6F if the **** does hit the fan. I've flown more than 500 times, I can't answer those questions, and I always pay attention. Sometimes I even read the safety card too.
Please pay attention, it's not done simply for insurance purposes and it is aircraft specific. The life you save might not just be your own, it might be mine.