OK how about this...
(Soundtrack "If you tolerate this..." by the Manic Street Preachers)
Ever-so-slightly slow motion clip of spotty yoof bulging out of his McDonalds uniform as he shovels cold chips in to those little cardboard "chip hods" they serve them in.
He appears disinterested, sullen and fatigued, his uniform is ill fitting and inappropriate, the hours long, the rewards meagre (free Big Macs anyone?). As he leans forward to shovel yet more chips in to little cardboard hoppers, the camera catches sight of and re-focuses on the wall behind the spotty yoof. It shows a portrait of the company's figure head character, a jolly laughing fellow with a seemingly total blindness to the long suffering staff who put him where is, at the top of his profession.
The screen fades to black, RAF roundel appears with answerphone number and defunct website address.
Tag line appears:
"Had enough of working for just one clown?"
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