Ah what a great day today in the flybe cabin.
All passengers with their newspapers open at the articles reporting the 'gas chamber' stylee 146 and seeking reassurance from us that they were going to survive their flight. Still at least it stopped them grumbling about re mortgaging their homes to pay for a cup of tea or bottled water.
As for small children working the flightdeck well you used to know when you were getting old when policemen looked young, now its clearly captains, and lets not forget some cabin crew are just teenagers. Jealous moi? No i am just old and tired too many wrinkles hey maybe thats what the poisonous fumes are for to kill off us oldies
