Funny thing my instructor says?
Anything he says right after touching down on a touch and go...

I'm trying to regain the centre line, get the flaps up, power back on, re-regain the centre line, lift nosewheel, screw the centre line

, get back in the air... As if I'm gonna be taking in any post-landing critique at that point!
He's still an
outstanding flight instructor tho'...