Is reciting a couple of one-liners mickey taking either me or someone else present enough?
Sorry, can't do that any more. Might be conceived as Harassment or Bullying or Ritual Humiliation. Against the RAF's Jobs for Wetpants policy, don't you know.
Then again, if you took the mickey out of yourself, then initiated a lawsuit for bullying (against yourself), and having been found guilty you could sue the MOD for creating a Corporate atmosphere (long ago, back when we joined) where humour and fun were once considered acceptable, which you were still scarred by when you made your crass and cruel remarks. You'd be set up for life