Using the FORDEC model (tongue in cheek):
Facts: "OK, you're a donkey"
Options: "What to do? We'll just accept it, yes?"
Risks: "Donkeys do stupid things"
Decision: "You don't touch anything, we'll be safe. Agreed, yes?"
Execute:
Check: "OK, you're a donkey. What to do, we'll just accept it, yes? Donkeys do stupid things. You don't touch anything, we'll be safe.

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