Sometimes genius can be found in the most simple of minds. I think your idea of shorts and sandals is a great idea NO FD NO SRS and I always wanted to wear one of those legionaires caps and sand goggles too. Good thinking bro, I hate englishmans clothes too, lets all moan about the uniform!!!
Mate... what does NO FD NO SRS mean anyway? No Free Delivery? No Salami & Rye Sandwiches?
No... You didn't turn off that little green light??? Bad boy, it's not safe to do that!