I know how you feel but you can always start small and work your way up. Why not find the airlines that no-one has ever heard of. Small, regional airlines are always a good place to start. If you've got a type rating for a small aircraft, these airlines will throw themselves at you. Another good way to start is with start-up airlines. These guys usually don't have much money and if you get there first, you will have a very good chance of getting a job with them. It would also give you the oppertunity to maybe proceed up the ranks and stay with the airline for many years to come. Post a thread on the airlines forum and ask for any info on start-up airlines. I'm sure it will help!
Hope it all works out!