PS Don't forget MI5
You don't want MI5 - they're only 9-5. You want the Spooks. Half a dozen of Britiains finest, scuppering every dastardly scheme in record time each week.
However, SMT has a very valid point and one I am afraid that the current political establishment has no stomach to deal with - even though they have been roundly criticized for their 'multiculturalist' policies.