What about those 2 722's lined up at MEL, don't look like they're going anywhere. Or the QF 743 in the blue livery down at AV, mate if you're gonna do it, do it properly!!!!
Any local airfield with a maintenance organisation will have something being overgrown by weeds won't it?
Or nick one of the local pvt guy's aircraft, they won't notice till the next CAVOK sunday
Dave ducks for cover.......