Mate,
The type of banter you have been on the recieving end of is indentical to that you would experience every day if you made it through the training system. If it does not fit with you and you find it irritating then you should definately not join the navy. I can confirm that most of my colleagues could be described as tossers or wankers if you did not have a think enough skin to take the banter. You on the other hand seem to be positioned firmly in the bellend camp and i feel that you should take your short fuse and your large cheque to the airlines for some ego-fuelled **** flying.
yours
otbl