a very nervous first officer was just starting his first day at a commercial airline and he was posted with a captain of almost 40 years flying, as there flight was late on arrival to Newark Intl the captain being impatient made some risky maneuvers to gain some try get back on time and touched down just as ATC cleared him for finals, later this was noticed in the gripe sheet below some ordinary stuff
"whining noise in cockpit, suggest installing a set of balls to the first officer seat!"
cheers Hank