A bit like "Baggage left unattended will be removed and may be destroyed"
Imagine my surprise when upon arrival at LHR Terrible One I wandered off the Novembers into the baggage reclaim to see a mountain of baggage left unattended at both the BA and BMI desks, both of which......were unattended.
Security is a farce and you have my utmost sympathy. I struggle to contain myself as a passenger with these absurd rules once a week. My heart goes out to you every day, because that drip, drip drip of stupidity will have a corrosive effect on your life.