Sometimes, you just try too hard!
Watch this Typhoon QRA scramble at Coningsby yesterday. With the media brought in specially to witness the dramatic event, what does the pilot do?
Poor fella's gotta live with scattering his maps around for quite a while. "A YouTube special", or maybe "Have I got News for You".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAqZ4yYMVZ4